The mini-monorail pulled into it's final destination at a secret, underground, loading platform, deep withen the disneyland resort.

"Quick! This way, up the stairs," shouted cast member, greg, jumping out of the control center of the mini-monorail, and running up some metal stairs, which circled up through the solid-rock ceiling directly overhead.

Cast member cinde, obeying dutifully, jumped out of the mini-monorail, and rushed towards the stairs.

Cinde suddenly, screeched to a halt. She felt as if there was something she had forgotten, but, for the life of her, cinde couldn't remember what it was.

Cast member, cinde, turned, and saw J.J. curled up in the tiny back car of the mini-monorail, sound asleep, and snoring loudly.

"J.J., WAKE UP," she screamed, while rushing over, and roughly shaking J.J.'s shoulder. "WAKE UP J.J!"

J.J., in the cutest way, picked his nose, and scratched his head.

"Huh," J.J. said. "What? Oh, i must have fallen asleep, my dearest most beautiful queen." J.J. was still all sleepy, and not yet awake. "I hope i didn't let out any stinky gas."

"NO, AT LEAST I DIDN'T SMELL ANY," shouted cast member cinde so that J.J., who is almost completely deaf, could hear her. "BUT C'MON, WE'VE GOT TO GO. CAST MEMBER, GREG, IS IN SOME SORT OF HURRY ABOUT SOMETHING, OR OTHER. I THINK IT'S AN EMERGENCY. I HOPE WE FIND OUT SOON, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO TAKE ALL THIS TENSION. I'M FILLED WITH ANXIETY ABOUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN!!!," cinde screamed.

"Me too," said J.J., before jumping out of the mini-monorail, and coming to attention in front of cast member, cinde.

"Cast member, J.J. reporting for duty," said J.J. saluting cast member, cinde, and then letting out a huge yawn. "YAAawwwwn, hee, hee. Oh, excuse me, i can't help it. I am so tired," said J.J.

"Don't worry, everyone around here barely sleeps at all. I can see you will fit right in. Now, cmon, we better get going, handsome."

And without further ado, cast member's, cinde, and J.J., ran up the steps, in search of their fellow cast member, greg, and towards, well i shouldn't tell you this, but...well...

...what has been happening in the resort is just awful.

While our heroes frantically rushed to the rescue in their underground, mini-monorail, things above ground have been going awry. We, dear readers, being lovers of Disneyland, will be lucky if our hearts hold out long enough to see the conclusion of this tale, for...

Cast member's, greg, cinde, and J.J., could very well be rushing headlong to their untimely deaths.

That's right, i said deaths!

Your pal,
Ed

P.S. Chapter 13, J.J.'s unlucky number! I'm telling you, if you don't come back, and read chapter 13, which is about all the trouble cast member's, greg, cinde, and J.J., are getting into, well, let me be the first to tell you, you have no heart, and you might as well be a politician.