Every cast member working in the Tarzan Meet, and Greet Control room jumped out of their seats when the warning alarms for the 122 million dollar Tarzan costume were set off by a baby urinating into the Tarzan costume's hands.

The loud siren, and clanging bells, punctuated by the flashing red warning-lights on a dozen control panels, created a nightmare setting just ripe, and ready for catastrophe. Pandemonium broke out causing cast member, Cinde to gasp for air. The commotion of the many cast members dashing from the coffee room to their workstations, had Cinde confused, and fearing for the worst.

Every drop of adrenaline in cast member, Cinde's body was released into her blood stream. Her heart pumping, mind numb, cast member, Cinde watched cast member, Greg, panic in his eyes, jump up, and slowly run as if underwater across the room to the warning alert monitors.

"All is lost," thought Cinde.

When it turned out to be a false alarm, and just a baby urinating on the Tarzan costume, cast member, Cinde was finally able to exhale. She had been holding her breath the entire time, since the alarm bells were first set off.

Now, that the alarm bells had been turned off, and cast member, Cinde was starting to calm down, she was finally able to think. Of course, her first thought, and only thought on her mind, was the welfare of the man she was in love with, her husband to be... J.J.

"Is everything all right with my beloved J.J.," asked cast member, Cinde. "Oh, how is J.J.? What terrible thing befell my sweet, J.J.? Did he survive?" asked cast member, Cinde, starting to cry.

"J.J. is fine cast member, Cinde. Please, don't cry," said cast member, Greg. "There is nothing to be worried about. Stay at your station, please, cast member, Cinde," said cast member, Greg as confidently as he could in hopes of calming down Cinde.

It pained cast member, Greg greatly to watch cast member, Cinde cry. Cast member, Greg could still remember the first time he ever saw cast member, Cinde cry. That was the time when she stubbed her toe. For the life of him, cast member, Greg couldn't understand why cast member, Cinde had left the vacuum in the hallway right in front of the Executive suite's main doors, instead of putting the vacuum back where it belongs inside the office storage closet 2B. Cast member, Greg pondered on this for days, and while doing so, and not realizing it, he fell in love with cast member, Cinde.

Since that time, cast member, Greg has seen cast member, Cinde cry many times for many reasons. But today! Suddenly today she is crying about the new cast member, J.J. Cast member, Greg was very unhappy about this.

"Oh, thank heavens, J.J. is alright. Oh my poor, poor J.J.," said cast member, Cinde slowly starting to relax again.

"J.J. is just fine, cast member, Cinde," said cast member, Greg stifling a tear. Cast member, Greg's heart hurt every time he heard cast member, Cinde mention J.J.'s name. Cast member, Greg wanted more than anything in the world for cast member, Cinde to worry about him like she worried about J.J.

After a few minutes cast member, Cinde's blood pressure started to drop down to normal levels, and she was beginning to cool off. Unfortunately, cast member, Cinde started to cool off a little too quickly, and she came to the realization that she was freezing.

The air-conditioning was kept up high to keep the monitors and other technical equipment from overheating. Nice, and cool for most of the sweater-clad tech operators, in front of their humming machines, but for cast member, Cinde, who was clad only in a skimpy Jane outfit, it felt like she was at the North Pole in the middle of winter.

Cast member, Cinde started to shiver. She wished she had her sweater with her. She looked down at the Goosebumps on her blue legs. The Jane costume wasn't much good at keeping cast member, Cinde warm at all.

The Jane outfit consisted of a raggedy, leather bikini type thing. It had a bra, and mini-skirt, well within regulations, but still very revealing, and not very good at keeping in the body heat. The Jane costume was really just a few rags, which barely covered anything except the essentials, which needed to be covered of cast member, Cinde's female appendages.

"Aren't I supposed to be down there on stage with J.J. right now? I mean... I am Jane you know. I'm Jane to his Tarzan," said cast member, Cinde, her teeth starting to chatter slightly. "And besides, I'm freezing to death."

Cast member, Greg turned his head to look at cast member, Cinde. The thought of her leaving his sight was almost too much emotional pain for him to bear. "Please, cast member, Cinde stay in your position," said cast member, Greg trying not to show his emotions.

Your Pal,
Ed

P.S. Next! Chapter 24, Red Alert!