The mini-monorail sped along it's sleek wooden track at the lightning speed of 3.3 miles per hour.

"Can i ask a question?" cast member, cinde asked cast member, greg.

"Yes," answered greg, who was more relaxed, now that the mini-monorail was on it's way.

"If 33 was Walt's favorite number, why couldn't this mini-monorail go 33 miles an hour, instead of 3.3 miles an hour?" Cinde asked.

"What? And go faster than the life-sized monorail, above ground? Never! Walt wanted the mach 2, or 3, or whatever the above ground monorail is called...to be the fastest transportation in the park. And it still is to this day. I think."

"Oh, well, if that is what Walt wanted," cinde said.

"Yeah, i think that is what he wanted. Frankly, i'm not sure though," said greg.

Meanwhile, J.J. was busy. He was mesmerized by the lights, and watched each light bulb pass by over his head, as the mini-monorail sped along.

"Zapowie!," J.J. shouted, at each passing light, which J.J. imagined as enemy space ships attacking him in a row, one after another.

In his mind, Captain, J.J., of the UEXXON, cinde, was commanding a sleek metal rocket ship, aka 1953, i don't know where he found that photo, trying to take his beautiful, faithful, loving, queen, cinde, back to her planet, for her evening game of cribbage.

"Bam, Bam, Bam, Zowwweeeeee," went J.J., who was shooting at the chens with deadly accuracy.

"I'll just never understand men," cinde thought to herself as she ogled J.J., and wondered why J.J., was saying, "Zapowie," and pointing at every light they passed. "I guess he is practicing his aim," she guessed.

Suddenly, an evil chen space ship, while trying to flee, released a retro-rocket baby bush bomb right in front of J.J., and cinde's, space ship.

The bush bomb hovered in space, waiting to be triggered.

J.J. was already anticipating the possible use of a baby bush bomb by the evil cheneys. They had used one on him before! J.J. quickly veered the UEXXON cinde sharply to the left.

Still, with all of J.J.'s maneuvering, J.J. found his ship, crew, and his lady fair, cinde, suddenly in deep peril, with no way out.

There was no way to swerve the spaceship in only 1.26 seconds, i mean, cmon', even you couldn't get out of this one...

So, J.J.'s speeding, jet, rocket-ship, with only 5 miles left before triggering the baby bush bomb, had no time to swerve. And...

And, just in case you didn't know, once triggered, a baby bush bomb will send off millions of waves, waves of pins, and needles of panic, anxiety, and fear throughout the universe. And...

And, at this close range, J.J., cinde, the ship, and her crew are goners, if the bomb is set off.

Those evil chens will stop at nothing to achieve their plans of world domination.

How will J.J. get out of this one????

All i can tell you is pray, my dear friends... pray.

Your pal,
Ed

P.S. Coming next week, if there is one!!! Chapter Ten, Cinde Must Die!!! - Oh, please, God, no! Not, Cinde!!! She's the only character in this pathetic mess i identify with... at least a little bit! But, please, don't tell anybody i read this junk.